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King of the ThroneGag Gifts
Deluxe Toilet Trophy
A gold-plated toilet with a customizable photo insert, crowning someone the undisputed King of the Throne.
$46.00
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The Verdict
You upload a face. It goes on a tiny gold toilet. There is an engraving option. This is a real product, from a real trophy company, and someone out there is buying this for a genuinely good reason we will never know.
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