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Extendable Telescopic Fork
A fork that stretches from 8.7 to 25.4 inches, for reasons your dinner guests will never fully process.
$6.99
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The Verdict
It looks completely normal until someone reaches across the table, and then it just keeps going. There is no practical use case here. There does not need to be one.
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