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FireKylin Banana Slicer
A dedicated stainless steel tool for a task your fingers have handled since birth.
$6.21
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The Verdict
Bananas peel with your hands and break apart with mild pressure. This exists anyway, with five precision blades, for the person who has decided that manually breaking a banana is simply beneath them.
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