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Flippin' Phone Hidden Noise Maker
A tiny hidden speaker that plays an infuriating ringtone from a location nobody will ever find.
$12.99
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The Verdict
Hide it somewhere in the room. It rings. Everyone searches for a phone that does not exist. This continues for as long as your conscience allows, which for most people is disturbingly long.
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