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Handerpants (Yes, Underwear for Your Hands)
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Handerpants (Yes, Underwear for Your Hands)

Because your hands have needs too.

$12.42
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The Verdict

Breathable cotton briefs, elastic waistband, a fit "for most adult hands." We have so many questions about who decided hands deserved this and zero regrets that they did.

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