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Rent-a-Goat Lawn Service (Yes, This Is a Real Marketplace)
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Rent-a-Goat Lawn Service (Yes, This Is a Real Marketplace)

Vegetation problem? There's a goat for that.

Price Varies By Acreage (and Goat Mood)
Buy Now, Regret Later

The Verdict

HireGoats.com connects you with actual goat and sheep herders who will send their animals to eat your overgrown land, then send you an invoice. Somehow this is a whole industry with proposals and a search bar.

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