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Hork the Horse-Shark Hybrid Figure
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Hork the Horse-Shark Hybrid Figure

Half horse, half shark, entirely a decision someone made on purpose.

$15.95
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The Verdict

Nobody asked for a horse with a shark head. Nobody asked for a shark with hooves. And yet here it is, quietly changing your understanding of what a toy is allowed to be.

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