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Katamco Original Toilet Timer
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Katamco Original Toilet Timer

An hourglass that exists solely to judge how long you have been on your phone in there.

$16.99
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The Verdict

Flip it when you sit down. Watch the sand fall. Confront the truth about how long fifteen minutes actually feels when someone in the house needs the bathroom.

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