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Original Newspaper From the Day You Were Born
A real, actual newspaper from the actual day you showed up. Yellowed edges included, free of charge.
$34.99
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The Verdict
It is exactly what it sounds like: a genuine newspaper printed on your birthday. No punchline needed. It is weirdly moving to hold a piece of the actual day you were born, and also a little bit insane that this business model works.










