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Professional Tickle Therapy (Yes, This Is a Real Business)
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Professional Tickle Therapy (Yes, This Is a Real Business)

Individual, couples, or virtual sessions — because apparently tickling needed a certification program.

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The Verdict

A real company offering individual tickle therapy, couples tickle therapy, virtual tickle chat sessions, and even a certification course to become a "Verified Tickle Therapist." We have read the whole site twice and we still don't know what to say.

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