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Shart Survival Kit
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Shart Survival Kit

For when it hits the fan — emergency preparedness, but make it embarrassing.

$22.99
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The Verdict

A tin of disposable underwear, wipes, and a 'survival badge,' sold as emergency gear for when a fart doesn't go as planned. 4.7 stars, 1,494 reviews, and apparently 800+ people bought this last month, so someone out there needed it.

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