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Vomiting Chicken Egg Separator
Weirdly EffectiveKitchen Nonsense

Vomiting Chicken Egg Separator

Technically a kitchen tool. Emotionally, a war crime against breakfast.

$7.99
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The Verdict

It separates eggs perfectly. It also looks like a ceramic chicken having the worst morning of its life. Both things are true, and only one of them will be a problem at brunch.

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